Dima: Fellow Russians, the weather is celebrating our industry!

(Source: razumikin)

Dima: I know what can get your mind off of geopolitics.

(Source: politics-among-nations)

Putin: One day, lad, all this will be yours! 
Dima: What, the curtains? 

(Source: chefbecker)

Dima: What happens if I put these two together?

Camera guys, thinking: THIS WON’T END WELL.

(Source: xieweijia33)

Dima: Guys, I don’t think you understand how much I love pickles.

(Source: xieweijia33)

“Which one of these buttons do I push to get a muffin and coffee?”

(Source: dorkydima)

“Do you think if I duck down far enough I can hide behind this mug?”

(Source: dorkydima)

niccageinabearcostume:

will you be my valentine?

att-bobloblaw:

“Vyacheslav, is he telling the truth? Is there really a new iPhone app that lets me drive cars without keys?”

(via att-bobloblaw-deactivated201211)

lord-kitschener:

Dvorkovich: “Whatever it is you’re thinking about, no.”