Putin’s response when asked why he chose to endorse Medvedev as the presidential candidate.

see “The Return” by Daniel Treisman

Medvedev: “I don’t think anyone’s watching us… quick grab my hand!”

(Source: vova-dima)

winking-eye-alcohol-suggestion:

Putin/Medvedev is my new political OTP. 

Medvedev “I’m glad you like the flowers but let’s hope this snowfall will cover us.”

(Source: la-boca-del-infierno)

Surkov: “You know you’re going to have to give up the desk once Putin gets sworn in again.”

(Source: vladislavsurkov)

Is it time for my driving lesson?

(Source: fuckyeahrussianpolitics)

Putin: “Trotsky that is the worst disguise I’ve ever seen.”

(Because I think he looks like Trotsky)

or “We have an opening in the Ministry of Silly Hats, do you want to schedule an interview?”

(Source: vladimirputinwillfuckyouup)

enigmaland:

khodorkovsky:

fuckyeahrussianpolitics:

“Oh sweet! Free tea!”

Putin: These bastards ignoring me don’t know that there’s actually steroids in my cup.

(Source: khodorkovsky)

Surkov: Dima what the hell are you doing?

Dima: What? It’s my Berlusconi impression.

And the award for most angering foreign policy from a world superpower goes to…

(Source: actionputin)